Man Says He Woke Up Gay!

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Apparently this fellow had a stroke and woke up hungry for sausage instead of taco.

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Having a stroke can turn you queer? SHIT! if youll excuse me Im going to go take some asparin while I get my doctor on the phone to call in my Plavix and Coumadin prescriptions. Jesus Christ. I gotta lower my blood pressure like RIGHT AWAY. You know that whole "paralyzed on one side" and "drooling" thing didnt have a lot of appeal to begin with - BUT the idea of becoming a pole smoker too - YIKES!!!!!!

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LOL I guess anything is possible since we know so little about brain function. Blows the whole "Know thyself" concept right out of the water.

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Hey Charlize, you think this time maybe you could put on the quarterback uniform instead of the cheerleader uniform? Oh and can I call you Brad?

OMG HUNNY Im calling 911 I think your having a stroke!!!!!!!

Uh - nope dont even bother calling 911, just fucking shoot me please.... LOL

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Poor Kev! Psychotherapy would be of no help. It doesn't cure people of being gay, only helps them accept it. LMAO

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ROFL Yeah I wouldnt want to accept it... I do not understand how a man can find bliss in another mans hairy ass. I dont want to understand it either. Dont ask dont tell... LOL

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I find it very hard when talking to a gay man to stay focused on the conversation and not get distracted by the imagery of what he does with another man. Grossness factor of 100+.

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I agree MadHatter... Makes ones skin crawl... LOL

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I am definitely taking my meds on time and now might be the time to quit smoking and lose a few pounds. My family is prone to strokes but so far it hasn't turned any of them gay.

Good lord, can you imagine waking up after a stroke and the first thing you think is "Gee I wish someone would shove their dick up my ass."

Uh-uh. I'm going to start taking GOOD care of myself.

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ROFL Chinzak... Im reminded of the zombie series "Return of the Living Dead" You know how the OTLD zombies all yell BRAAAAAINNNNNNNNNS!!!!!!!

In this case I guess one comes out of their coma yelling "COOOOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!" ROFL

Personally - I would rather wake up the brain eating type than the pole smoking type LOL

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"I do not understand how a man can find bliss in another's man hairy ass" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I seriously busted out laughing when I read that! Freakin hilarious!! HAHAHAHAHAH

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