How To Wash Your Pussy....

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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,
The Dog

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OH SHIT!! Hilarious!!

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Now that's funny!!!

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Is this thread BTE approved? LMAO

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9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,
The Dog

A classic!

Cats are usually self-cleaning. I've only had to bathe a cat once or twice -- including the time my black cat, Salome, came home skunked. Picture it -- after midnight, me standing stark naked in the bathroom attempting to pour tomato juice over her. I was naked because there was some considerable splattering and tomato juice stains everything.

I don't let my cats out anymore.

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Yes they can see this thread lol

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PT, it's so funny that you bumped this thread up...it's hilarious. :D

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I have never seen this thread... LMAO

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