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A place to post absolutely stupid things that make you say WTF?

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Here Ill start... I got these from Char:

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." -- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," -- A congressional candidate in Texas.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing! it." -- Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle

" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another" -- George Bush, US President

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" -- Lee Iacocca

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." -- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al Gore, VP

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." -- Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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Yeah a "flush toilet" is another one.... If it doesn't flush its just a shit bucket not a toilet... lol

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Yeah a "flush toilet" is another one.... If it doesn't flush its just a shit bucket not a toilet... lol

Well, actually . . . there are chemical toilets and composting toilets that don't use water or 'flush'. My inherited drinkin' buddy Hans had a hobby farm out in Bagley, and he avoided installing plumbing and a septic system in what had been a vacation home, so in the inside bathroom, he used one of those electrical composters. It was not completely odorless, but it was a lot better than the outhouse, which is what we all were encouraged to use in good weather.

There's also the clivus multrum, which is basically a toilet with a hole down into a composting chamber in your basement, from which you remove the composted waste after a six year journey down the incline. They too are vented to the roof and are supposed to be odorless, but I doubt it.

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Sweetie's posts make me say WTF????? Prime example:

Oh fine, I'll stick to the arts thread for the writing and the news here.... Just a question tho, WHAT is sexy, if debate's not? Which it is!!! Bring it!! Hot and sweaty debate! Debate all over the place! Well, had car serviced, washed, I am a- ok. :). But I wasn't warring my tiger print! It was leopard!!! Or maybe giraffe? Lol....what IS sexy, a woman and a man in a sexy restaurant, feeding each other chocolate cake and her letting whipped cream drip off if her tongue....on New Years Eve, with the menu made for her, his cologne, his muscles..... Mmmmm!!! And, let's see, a Kir Royale! Yep PINK champagne baby! :D :D, His leg against mine..... Art, wine, high cuisine.....oh la la!!! ;)

Fucking gross.

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Fucking gross.

And totally transparent bullshit.

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I figured this was a good place to put this comment.

I found out today that there is a bigger lie than is spot-free-rinse at the carwash.

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Quotes by Will Rogers:

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

There is nothing new under the sun. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert make more sense than the morons in the ads that bombard me on TV.

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Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert I can handle....Bill Maher on the other hand I can't tolerate... his ignorance is amazing..he bases everything on one political party and blames republicans for everything wrong ..

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I just wish Steven Colbert was sincere. If he actually believed the things he says on his show I would like him, but apparently hes ACTUALLY a demoncrap and a flaming liberal. He just impersonates a conservative to make $$$.

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apparently hes ACTUALLY a demoncrap and a flaming liberal. He just impersonates a conservative to make $$$.

You don't say? Cheer up, because on December 18 of this year, 'Stephen Colbert' the character dies. Comedy Central owns him, and he's taking over Letterman's show. Only time will tell if he can be as funny with CBS neutering him.

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Stephen Colbert is taking over David Letterman? really? that sucks...I liked Jimmy Fallon taking over Jay Leno but I cannot see Stephen Colbert talking to celebrity guests in a serious way without his silly schtick

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Yes, he's taking over for Letterman, who is retiring and hasn't been funny in as long as I can remember. Letterman interrupts guests with stupidity that isn't even funny. One night Barbara Walters was on Letterman, and I thought it was going to be another puff-piece interview, but gosh that woman is intelligent and has some fascinating stories about how she met Fidel Castro and other famous people. I wanted to hear what she had to say and Letterman kept interrupting with moronic comments.

Stephen Colbert is quite capable of doing a serious interview if he wants. The thing that worries me is that the networks will castrate a genuinely funny man who did some of the wickedest political satire I've ever seen.

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Quotes by Will Rogers

Taking into account that Will Rogers lived from 1879 - 1935, no truer words would apply to the politics of today. Proves that nothing changes. All politicians are fucking liars. WE THE PEOPLE my ass.

No truer words could apply today than the words of Will. Good call quoting him.

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